May 2013
2 tags
thegrandhighbitch:
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
“You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.”
– Alan Moore, V for Vendetta (via larmoyante)
April 2013
richardgraysoning:
okay this is very true and everyone who keeps saying “it’s too soon for comments like this”, actually it’s arguably too late for comments like this, things like this need to be addressed instead of being swept under the rug and i understand how awful what’s happening in boston is, but you can’t discredit things that happen in other places in the world simply because it isn’t...
see-you-in-london:
futuregroupie:
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
tumblrina
6 tags
hungarian:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
1 tag
When I realize I have been procrastinating instead...
where-is-my-tennant:
laugh-addict:
i have a spanish paper to write and its already midnight…
fragilemoonbaby:
no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me
1 tag
REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
My inbox fucked up and ate the message
I have nothing else interesting to say
I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
I hate you and never want to see you again
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in...
justthekidswhowereforgotten:
pocochina:
thatonelifechanginggirl:
tardiswanted:
saphire-dance:
I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship
Why the Fuck Did You Reblog That From Someone Else: A Story of Pain and Betrayal
You Liked My Post, But Did Not Reblog It: A Story of Mixed Signals and Confusion
The URL I Wanted Was Taken: A Story of Identity and Thwarted...
DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
templet0n:
firemakesmesmile:
ofdemonsandtimelords:
THAT YOU ARE
DAMN INTELLIGENT
VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
SUPER FUCKING LOVED
EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOVER...
kikiarty:
what i mean when i call a character perfect is “wow look at how flawed you are, how broken and three dimensional and well written. look how much of a disaster you are and how you are constantly torn between right and wrong and you make so many mistakes along the way wow look how human you are”
so basically when i say they are perfect what i mean is thank god they aren’t
actualcannibal:
actualcannibal:
wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them up
ok wow my url definitely makes this problematic
allthefandomfeelings:
chesnips:
maahamburger:
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
damn-it-hirschberg:
hiddleswife:
oshcoruful:
thewindsatyourback:
themotherfuckingmarchesa:
overshareanonymous:
charman-ders:
13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”
It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????
WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
grEHy
WHAT ABOUT...
